You guys don’t understand how much I love this. Some guy waited 4 years to complete his joke. Such dedication.
Ok the part that has always weirded me out the most about this is that the first Portal didn’t come out until a couple of months after the initial post in 2007.
Just wow
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CLICK PLAY TO HEAR WHAT SONG THIS MAN SINGS.
O__________________O
I’VE NEVER KNOWN WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!
holy hell
Oh my god
MY CHILDHOOD IS CRUMBLING AROUND MY EARS
Oh so thats what Jesus looks like
I’ve been waiting for your face, sir…
WHAAAAAAT???
^ALL OF THESE

Well…
You know why I love Owl City? Well I could tell you story after story that you would never find in the Real World, like How I Became the Sea during The Technicolor Phase and my Rainbow Veins dyed the streams Gold and messed with the heads of those on the Yacht Club when they saw a Tidal Wave of Shy Violet. Though, I did get some nasty letters from Captains and Cruiseships and people Swimming in Miami under the Designer Skyline by Umbrella Beach, but hey, I saved them from a Sunburn, right?
Of course the nights are beautiful. You look To the Sky and see a Shooting Star that preludes a Meteor Shower spanning the Galaxies, only obscured by the Helicopter Moon where no doubt a Super Honeymoon is taking place. All following a wonderful Fireflies display under the Vanilla Twilight. Some say you can see Fuzzy Blue Lights that are speculated to be Angels floating upon the Kamikaze that rests in the Alligator Sky.
But oh, this is only the Tip of the Iceberg, for in the Peppermint Winter, you may be caught by a Strawberry Avalanche Cave In. If you do, you might suffer from Dementia, and long to see Plant Life, but you can pass the time singing a Enchanted Christmas Song. And Here’s hope that your Dreams Don’t Turn to Dust as you sing your Lonely Lullaby, The Joy in Your Heart may see you through to get Hospital Flowers. Trust me that I’ll Meet You There to ease your pain or even Take It All Away. Hope that you have good Dental Care though.
Maybe you’ll have a Deer in the Headlights moment when your Dear Vienna falls ill. You may not know her more than your casual West Coast Friendship, but would you be willing to say “Hello Seattle” to meet her before she goes? This is just Rugs From Me to You, but If My Heart Was a House I wouldn’t even spare the Saltwater Room.
But, hey, if you’re a Sky Diver, you will benefit from being an Early Birdie to check the Air Traffic. If you take your Butterfly Wings and I my Hot Air Balloon, we can meet On the Wing in The Airway. We can make friends with The Bird and the Worm like Honey and the Bee. Hey, This is the Future, we may be able to speak Halcyon to the bird. It’s probably easier than conversing with a Panda Bear.
You can’t argue with anything here in Owl City, really. You forfeit all right to reality when you exit the Midsummer Station and cast your Ocean Eyes upon All Thing Bright and Beautiful.
Hence I type, play video games, brainstorm, and do pretty much everything standing.
You read 659 words per minute.
That makes you 164% faster than the national average.You read 194 words per minute.
That makes you 22% slower than the national average.guys i dont read books, but i consider this a high number for me
You read 1,089 words per minute.
That makes you 336% faster than the national average.Golly.
You read 537 words per minute.
That makes you 115% faster than the national average.You read 28,299 words per minute.
That makes you 11,220% faster than the national average.You read 250 words per minute.
That makes you 0% faster than the national average.I AM THE MOST AVERAGE!
I do not consider this to be a good test. You can’t read as fast when you are going a long way, as you begin to feel reading fatigue. One page is nowhere near long enough.
2997 WPM
1099% faster
Game developers
If you want to use a multiple ending/path system, make it mean something.
Not just a moral choice bar that gets you morality-related stuff.
By LUNA do NOT make multiple endings rely on a single final boss decision.
Make it determine the path of your adventure if it is a linear game. If it’s sandbox/rpg, go ahead and add a bar, but also give class-specific missions and make it a choice to be neutral.
For example:
At a point in the game you obtain a choice in the game to do different things. As it progresses you begin coming up to a final section boss. If you went with the “good” side you fight the “Bad” boss. And vice versa. Do neutral, you fight weaker versions of them both. After this, your class is determined and the remaining, say, half of the game is custom fit for that class. At the end, your choice pays out. You get an ending, you go on.
That is a fair example. You could make better, but this is okay.
Oh, and ALWAYS make a way so you don’t have to start from square 1 to see the diff endings.











